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  • 11-28-2007, 10:04 AM
    ADEE
    an athiest in the woods (a funny)
    AN ATHIEST IN THE WOODS


    An atheist was walking through the woods.
    "What majestic trees"!
    "What powerful rivers"!
    "What beautiful animals"!
    He said to himself.

    As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
    bushes behind him.


    He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards
    him.


    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder &
    saw that the bear was closing in on him.

    He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.



    He tripped & fell on the ground.

    He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on
    top of

    him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to
    strike him.

    At that instant the Atheist cried out,

    "Oh my God!"

    Time Stopped.
    The bear froze.
    The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.


    "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
    and even credit

    creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of
    this predicament?


    Am I to count you as a believer"?

    The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
    of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you
    could make the BEAR a Christian"?

    "Very Well," said the voice.

    The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
    dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:


    "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
    through Christ our Lord,
    Amen."**************************************
  • 11-28-2007, 11:49 AM
    SarahMB
    Re: an athiest in the woods (a funny)
    Wow, yeah, that's hilarious. :rolleyes:
  • 11-28-2007, 11:54 AM
    ladywhipple02
    Re: an athiest in the woods (a funny)
    :please: :rofl:
  • 11-28-2007, 12:07 PM
    Reptilian
    Re: an athiest in the woods (a funny)
    heehee, I found that to be pretty good. Thanks for the giggle!
  • 11-28-2007, 12:11 PM
    cassandra
    Re: an athiest in the woods (a funny)
    Teehee!
  • 11-28-2007, 12:21 PM
    jkobylka
    Re: an athiest in the woods (a funny)
    funny. :)
  • 11-28-2007, 12:22 PM
    ADEE
    Re: an athiest in the woods (a funny)
    please note: this was not posted to be taken offensive to.. just something i found funny and i wanted to share it with others who would also find the humor in it.. I can see how this can get ugly.

    For those of you who are Atheist, I apologise, also for those who dont believe in Christ.
  • 11-28-2007, 03:45 PM
    Jenn
    Re: an athiest in the woods (a funny)
    I'm glad you caught that Ashley. We have to be so careful these days not to offend anyone. Imagine your response if your joke went something like this: So there's this Christian walking through the woods when a bear jumps out. The Christian says, God please answer my call in this my time of need. And God says, I'll have to call you back, I'm on the other line with a starving bear.

    See how somehow the joke is not funny to you this way?
  • 11-28-2007, 03:47 PM
    Patrick Long
    Re: an athiest in the woods (a funny)
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jenn View Post
    I'm glad you caught that Ashley. We have to be so careful these days not to offend anyone. Imagine your response if your joke went something like this: So there's this Christian walking through the woods when a bear jumps out. The Christian says, God please answer my call in this my time of need. And God says, I'll have to call you back, I'm on the other line with a starving bear.

    See how somehow the joke is not funny to you this way?

    hahahaha that is funny too!!!
  • 11-28-2007, 04:03 PM
    Jonny2184
    Re: an athiest in the woods (a funny)
    HA! That was a good one!
    Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!
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