i'm so bored right now! i can't even think of any good jokes to start out with! ANYONE????
11-05-2007, 10:27 PM
pythontricker
Re: any good jokes?
why did the rooster cross the road. because he wantes to prove he wasnt chicken. HAHAHA lol:8::rofl:
11-05-2007, 10:29 PM
kneeonflamingo
Re: any good jokes?
Well... My sense of humor is just terrible and MEAN, but I have a fuuny one that my friend told me... It made me laigh at least. I have no idea if it will make you laugh, but here it goes...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the baby cross the road? 'Cause it was stapled to the chicken!
lol, :8: I'm terribly sorry for that! You need a sick and random sense of humor to like that one. Hopefully you're not as bored anymore though.
11-05-2007, 10:29 PM
python.princess
Re: any good jokes?
haha! wow.. i've never actually heard that one before!
11-05-2007, 10:31 PM
pythontricker
Re: any good jokes?
oh heres a blond joke for all those blondes (im a blond hehehe) a smart blond and santa clause are standing at the top of a bridge. which one hits the ground first? niether of them. because theres no such thing as a smart blond or santa hahahaha!
11-06-2007, 12:42 AM
python.princess
Re: any good jokes?
ok, kinda cheesy but kinda funny too! mildly amusing! lol.
oooh oooh!!! i have a joke! britney spears! lol
11-06-2007, 12:50 AM
ZEKESMOM
Re: any good jokes?
ok I'm stealing this joke
There's a magician on this cruise boat that performs every night, but the captain of the boat owns a parrot that has been to the show hundreds of times....So.....One night the magician is performing and the parrot starts in....."baaaaawk, he put it up his sleeve", baaaaawk, it went down his pants" baaaawk he put it under his hat"
Well, the magician had finally had enough and pulled out a gun from his waist band and fired at the bird....he missed the bird and hit a propane tank and the ship exploded. The only ones to survive the explosion were the magician and the bird. They are floating on little pieces of wood in the middle of the ocean and all of a sudden the bird says "Okay I give up...where the heck is the boat???""""":D
11-06-2007, 12:53 AM
python.princess
Re: any good jokes?
lmao! good one lisa!
11-06-2007, 12:55 AM
Sunny1
Re: any good jokes?
That one was good, Lisa. :P And Melanie, that was totally wrong (...Britney Spears) :rofl:!!! :)
I would share a joke, but the only ones I can think of right now are some of the ones that a few "dirty" men at my work have told me recently. Not anything I can post in this forum!! ;)
