Would You Rather....?

thought this might be fun... let's play would you rather! easiness... i'll post a question and everyone pop in with answers... i'll post new questions every now and again, and everybody else feel free to come up with some questions yourself!

okay, would you rather, while looking up, have a bird..
poop in your mouth? OR poop in your eye?

i think i'd rather have it in my mouth- the sting in the eye wouldn't be too bad but there's the high chance of infection... gross as it may be, i'd rather eat it!

I'd rather not have the bird poop at all!!!!

Okay, I'll play, though...probably the eye, there's a possibility you can see it coming and squint in time to avoid the majority in the eye itself!! lol :rolleyes:

the eye... I agree with the squint factor.. and just the idea of eating it..well that just makes me want to :puke2:

okay, new question!
would you rather eat chewed food out of a randomly chosen stranger's mouth
OR drink the remainder of ten randomly selected bottles you find in an inner city block?

i'd go for the bottles- they'd go down a lot quicker!

Oh gosh, this is a tough one...so hard to say...I would probably go with the bottles, too, since it's probably alcohol of some type...and we all know alcohol kills germs!! :rofl: Chewed food? Nah, will have to pass on that one.

I'm feel like horking just reading this thread. YUCK!
I guess I can pick one, but I dont really want too... lol

I'd say the 10 random bottles in the inner city block...... as long as they are beer bottles!
"ABC" food is just way too rotten!

Hmm... does this stranger happen to be incredibly hot, with a six pack, dreamy eyes and some arms that make me melt?? Yes, I'll eat whatever he's chewing for a little lip lock.:devilish:

I think I'd rather eat chewed food from a strangers mouth...