Man gets bitten by rattler, trying to impress ex...
I dont' know if this was posted here or not. I looked but didn't see anything. Its idiots like this that cause people like us to have restrictions put on our hobby. Atleast you can't blame this one on the snake.. only the drunk idiot. Another reason why I don't drink and handle my animals, or let anyone who has been drinking near my animals.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...bsnake19m.html
Man bitten after putting rattler in his mouth
By The Associated Press
PORTLAND — Snake collector Matt Wilkinson of Portland grabbed a 20-inch rattler from the highway near Maupin, and three weeks later, to impress his ex-girlfriend, he stuck the serpent in his mouth.
He was soon near death with a swollen tongue that blocked his throat. Trauma doctors at the Oregon Health and Science University saved his life.
"You can assume alcohol was involved," he said. Actually, not just beer. It was something he called a "mixture of stupid stuff."
Calls from cable network television stations poured in Tuesday, when he still had sore muscles and nerves from the venom.
It happened at a barbecue with friends.
Wilkinson, 23, had downed a six-pack and his ex-girlfriend asked him for a beer. He handed her one, not realizing the snake was also in his hand.
"She said, 'Get that thing out of my face,"' Wilkinson said. "I told her it was a nice snake. 'Nothing can happen. Watch."'
So he stuck the snake in his mouth.
"It got a hold of my tongue," he said.
He was having breathing problems when his ex-girlfriend drove him to the hospital. "She was the only one sober," Wilkinson said.
En route, they spotted a police car and asked for help.
His next memory, he said, was waking up at the hospital.
Doctors could not get a breathing tube down his throat.
Dr. Richard Mullins cut a hole in Wilkinson's neck to insert the breathing tube. Physicians started giving antivenin, moved him to intensive care and kept him sedated until the swelling went down.
The Poison Control Center sees about 50 people a year with snake bites, usually hikers. Deaths from rattlesnake bites in Oregon are extremely rare.
Wilkinson, who works in construction, has yet to return to work. His three Western diamondback rattlers have been removed from his home.
He says co-workers have been pretty blunt.
"They were like, 'What the heck were you thinking?"' Wilkinson said.
The answer? "It's my own stupidity."
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He certainly isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. But he is a tool!:stupidme:
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Seriously? Seriously?! What kind of dumb ass would do that with a venomous snake?
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What a dummy.. why even try to impress your ex? They are your ex for a reason, lol. He got what was coming to him.. poor snake though. Guy needs a Darwin Award..
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I'm sure she was real impressed!:ohmygod: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: We all need entertainment from time to time!!:rolleyes:
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**pulls a king cobra out of each ear** what was that, I couldn't hear you, I wanted to impress my ex by using my snakes as earplugs.
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I know, it makes me wonder what the heck he was thinking when he did that. The wheel is turning but the hamsters dead!!!