Had a good laugh over this....
Streaker sent to jail
A 49-year-old man who habitually jogged nude along the streets of Blackman Township is serving a month in jail.
After years of fielding complaints of a pre-dawn streaker, public safety officers nabbed the suspect in the wee hours of April 4.
Officer Joe Merritt responded to a motorist's report of a naked man running on Clinton Way near M-50 at 5 a.m. that day. Merritt caught the man in woods after a long foot chase.
The streaker wore a black cap, running shoes and reflective tape on his belly and ankles, police said.
Remember now folks, when running bare arsed nekkid through the streets of your home town....do remember...safety first! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO