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Snake Joke

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  • 04-20-2007, 02:13 PM
    jotay
    Snake Joke
    It's a little corny but cute.


    An old snake goes to see his doctor.

    He says, "Doctor, I need something for my eyes. I can't see well these days". The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

    The snake comes back in 2 weeks, and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

    The doctor says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"

    "The glasses are fine doc. I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

    :laughing:
  • 04-20-2007, 02:15 PM
    Pork Chops N' Corn Bread
    Re: Snake Joke
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jotay
    It's a little corny but cute.


    An old snake goes to see his doctor.

    He says, "Doctor, I need something for my eyes. I can't see well these days". The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

    The snake comes back in 2 weeks, and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

    The doctor says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"

    "The glasses are fine doc. I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

    :laughing:

    Lmao Thats great. Reminds me of the Nigel Marvin Alligator joke for some reason....
  • 04-20-2007, 02:16 PM
    Snakeman
    Re: Snake Joke
    ehh i didnt really get it at first but i think i got the joke.
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