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  • 04-12-2007, 09:43 PM
    Entropy
    Driving Tips for Seattle Greenhorns.
    The solution is to train the newcomers who will someday acquire
    Washington license plates, newcomers who haven't yet adjusted their
    driving habits. Here are a few unwritten Rules of the Road in
    Pugetopolis:

    * Windshield wipers. If you want to look like a native, refrain from using
    wipers during drizzle or light rain. Save wipers for when a
    genuine maelstrom arrives. Oh, and never use wipers at full speed;
    the fool things can get away from you.

    * Turn signals. There's a rumor circulating that some cars come equipped
    with these new-fangled gadgets. But naaaaah. To judge by the
    number of cars changing lanes without signaling, it's only a rumor.

    * Four way stops. Natives treat traffic device as an excuse for social
    chitchat. The unsaid greetings: "You go first." "No, you go first."
    "I'm not in any hurry." "Be my guest." If you start out, so will I."
    "We can meet in the middle of the intersection."

    * Traffic islands. These intersection planters from hell were designed to
    calm traffic, but not necessarily nerves. You'd think drivers would
    circle single file, but never underestimate the creativity of Puget
    Sounders.

    * Parking. Most natives believe the best way to parallel park is by sound,
    rather than sight. Why use rearview mirrors when it's much more
    satisfying to hear the reassuring clash and clatter of bumper on bumper?

    * Cars as offices. In Pugetopolis, it's no longer novel to see drivers with
    phones plugged into both ears. But it is a trifle annoying to have to
    wait to proceed until the motorist ahead receives a response on his
    car fax. And remember this: True natives never honk.

    * Signs. Natives long ago resolved to ignore all official white-on-green signs.
    At least one of them, posted near Northgate, points to "Seattle" in a
    direction that would send an unsuspecting southbound driver onto the
    I-5 freeway in the northbound lanes.

    * Speed. Puget Sound natives are notorious for pokey driving, especially on
    freeways. It's not unusual to get behind a car with more horsepower
    than the driver's IQ and find the vehicle is meandering along at
    37 mph in the fast lane.

    * Visibility. In most cities, drivers don't know how to drive in the rain.
    Here it's different, Puget Sound drivers have trouble driving when the
    sun comes out. One of the few times in recent months that a horn has
    sounded inside the Seattle city limits was when sun-blinded drivers sat
    through a green light at Mercer Street and Taylor Avenue North.

    * Puddles. When it rains, the potholes in Puget Sound fill with navigable
    waters. Newcomers should be aware they can register for a special
    fishing license. From the freeway onramp into the frying pan: It's
    part of the evening commute.
  • 04-23-2007, 09:31 PM
    python.princess
    Re: Driving Tips for Seattle Greenhorns.
    hahaha! i grew up in seattle and everything u said is exactly right!!! but u forgot 2 mention that while stuck in traffic, always pick up as many hubcaps as u can to sell to hubcap annie! and when driving in the express lane, never drive the speed limit cuz u don't want to make the other drivers jealous!
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