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Candy for aniversery?

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  • 04-08-2007, 12:21 PM
    Pork Chops N' Corn Bread
    Candy for aniversery?
    Just got to thinking. When your recieve or give candy on an aniversery or date, what does it mean?
    I got to thinking and came up with this
    It means if you love em enough to give em candy, you'll still love em when they put on a few pounds.
    Just had to get that out of my head
  • 04-08-2007, 12:25 PM
    Sausage
    Re: Candy for aniversery?
    :8: Good point!
  • 04-08-2007, 12:34 PM
    tigerlily
    Re: Candy for aniversery?
    It means you remembered the birthday or anniversary before you walked in the door. :giggle:
  • 04-08-2007, 01:43 PM
    lord jackel
    Re: Candy for aniversery?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tigerlily
    It means you remembered the birthday or anniversary before you walked in the door. :giggle:

    I agree with Christie...Candy is at every store's cash register...I am a guy and I know Candy is a bad choice.

    Only way it works is if it is something like Godiva and you actually picked out her favorite pieces (not a multi pack off the shelf) and gave her a real present to go along with it.
  • 04-08-2007, 02:01 PM
    rabernet
    Re: Candy for aniversery?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by lord jackel
    Only way it works is if it is something like Godiva and you actually picked out her favorite pieces (not a multi pack off the shelf) and gave her a real present to go along with it.

    Oh Sean, are you single, darling? :love::rolleyes: ;)
  • 04-08-2007, 09:44 PM
    dr del
    Re: Candy for aniversery?
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Pork Chops N' Corn Bread
    Just got to thinking. When your recieve or give candy on an aniversery or date, what does it mean?
    I got to thinking and came up with this
    It means if you love em enough to give em candy, you'll still love em when they put on a few pounds.
    Just had to get that out of my head

    When you give candy it means your about to enter a world of hurt because she's been telling you for weeks she's on a diet.

    When you recieve candy it means you have a legitimate reason to make him sleep on the couch/ in the garage and enjoy a night of peace treating yourself with his credit card.


    dr del
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