Five scariest words in the English language...

"I *am* the system's administrator."


I swear if I hear that from one more moron computer user who thinks they know what they are doing...

Tell em Lourdes eats systems administrators. :)

I should...Lourdes is going blue for us for the first time since coming home with us. Nothing like a 9' long grumpy snake who can't see to well...:eek:

I thought it was "I'm late for my period"

"I was wearing a condom."

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Originally Posted by monk90222

I thought it was "I'm late for my period"

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!

"and think it is yours"

or even better

"your dog bit my kid"

that'll make you crap a gold brick

I got two words that'll put the fear of God into any man.


Prostate Exam

Awww yea I'll have the prostate exam with a side of big fingers and....oh I feeling special today so very little lube..

Thanks...

Honey, where is the snake?

Funny stuff folks! Family friendly though, family friendly! :rolleyes: