The Dog Ate What?

Found this on craigslist, and it had me laughing so hard that I litterally had tears streaming down my face. We had a similar case come into the ER where I work, and she describes it perfectly.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/243881936.html

Yummm....


BLECH!!

Lmao!!!

here's another funny 'dog ate it' story:

http://www.timelessspirit.com/MAY06/tales.shtml

If you've ever had Labrador Retreivers you know what the heck they will eat and the answer is....anything that can't eat them first. Here's just a short list of things my two labs ate over the years. Luckily I had a vet who had a lab herself so she understood (having had to remove 4 beer caps from her own 13 year old labs tummy after it went wandering around at the bonfire party).

- 1.5 lbs of wild bird seed after the neighbour left a bag out to feed the wild birds (that was a fun pump the dog's stomach vet visit)

- almost everything in the fridge when the door wasn't closed properly (never seen a dog puke that much but apparently eating a full 2lb tub of margarine isn't a particularily smart decision!)

- two children's bike helmets (that one cost me over $400 in vet bills and almost resulted in surgery when the helmet lining swelled up in her belly..oh and $60.00 for two more helmets)

- all the hands and feet off an entire collection of Barbie dolls (poor Barbies didn't look so nice afterwards and boy was the kid MAD!)

- most of a set of wooden building blocks

- entire big box of crayons (does make for pretty poop in the yard! :) )

- some sort of toxic cleaning product can from the garbage can (yet another massive vet bill and yet another new garbage can with yet another stronger lid)

- dirty baby diapers (don't even ask! *gag*)

- various food stuffs (i.e. defrosting meat, my freakin lunch, etc.) not nailed down or otherwise put up so high a Great Dane couldn't reach em

I swear labs are part goat!

LOL
My mom's dog ate two bars of soap (yes, he is part retriever..) She has since switched to liquid soap.

"He looked like a combination of the Pillsbury dough boy and the Michelin Tire man wrapped up in fur. " :laughing:
That reminds me of the time my dog literally ate homework. My mom went through this super-religious phase and was taking a women's bible study. She sat her paper-back study bible on the coffee table, where my Cairn Terrier somehow managed to grab the bible and tear it apart. :P
I had a neighbor with a lab who ate a doormat! :eek:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by frankykeno

If you've ever had Labrador Retreivers you know what the heck they will eat and the answer is....anything that can't eat them first. Here's just a short list of things my two labs ate over the years. Luckily I had a vet who had a lab herself so she understood (having had to remove 4 beer caps from her own 13 year old labs tummy after it went wandering around at the bonfire party).

- 1.5 lbs of wild bird seed after the neighbour left a bag out to feed the wild birds (that was a fun pump the dog's stomach vet visit)

- almost everything in the fridge when the door wasn't closed properly (never seen a dog puke that much but apparently eating a full 2lb tub of margarine isn't a particularily smart decision!)

- two children's bike helmets (that one cost me over $400 in vet bills and almost resulted in surgery when the helmet lining swelled up in her belly..oh and $60.00 for two more helmets)

- all the hands and feet off an entire collection of Barbie dolls (poor Barbies didn't look so nice afterwards and boy was the kid MAD!)

- most of a set of wooden building blocks

- entire big box of crayons (does make for pretty poop in the yard! :) )

- some sort of toxic cleaning product can from the garbage can (yet another massive vet bill and yet another new garbage can with yet another stronger lid)

- dirty baby diapers (don't even ask! *gag*)

- various food stuffs (i.e. defrosting meat, my freakin lunch, etc.) not nailed down or otherwise put up so high a Great Dane couldn't reach em

I swear labs are part goat!

---

Can I add to this?
My cousins under pants(found at the park later in a pile of poo)
Defrosting rabbits, rats, and mice
Whole rolls of toilet paper
and part of my roach colony!!!

Lmao!
Chad my boxer has eaten a pair of knickers , half a roll of toilet paper and a defrosted weaner rat . he also has eaten 1kg of ferret food (he managed to open the cupboard door and ripped open a new bag of it and finished off half the bag ) he was badly bloated after that and could hardly walk :eek: he also has a fondness for eating socks too :confused:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by steveo

Lmao!
Chad my boxer has eaten a pair of knickers , half a roll of toilet paper and a defrosted weaner rat . he also has eaten 1kg of ferret food (he managed to open the cupboard door and ripped open a new bag of it and finished off half the bag ) he was badly bloated after that and could hardly walk :eek: he also has a fondness for eating socks too :confused:

---

lol One of our dogs used to open the cupboards at our old house all the time. Dogs, Can't live with em, can't live without em!!