Happy Holidays - No Offense

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere , And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Omg Robin good one! Made my morning sweetie! A perfectly policitically correct greeting back to you as well dear (not indicating of course you are my "dear" or a "deer" of course...errr...not that there's anything wrong if you were my dear or in fact a deer....I've always like deer...they are yummy when cooked right...oh...ummm....scratch that...don't want the deer lobby on my butt now!). :P

Happy Yule... :)

Hmmm if I was a newt (and a newt with access to a computer at that), I'd be all offended by your post Robin! I mean do you once mention newts! Nope, not a newt, nor in fact any well wishes of the newt-ish persuasion!

Newts Unite! Robin's picking on us and we are oppressed! (hey is that a bug over there....it's mine...mine I tell you!!!!!) :P

lol..thats to good.. by chance is anyone in your family a lawyer...lol

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Originally Posted by rabernet

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere , And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

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Joe, nope! Someone sent that out in an e-mail today. Guess you can call me a plagarist! :O

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Originally Posted by rabernet

Joe, nope! Someone sent that out in an e-mail today. Guess you can call me a plagarist! :O

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Newt oppressing plagarist!!!! :mad:

You know I swear you can find anything online....even a picture of a newt online...gawd bless ya Google Images!

https://ball-pythons.net/gallery/fil...NewtOnline.jpgnow if I can only figure out how to log in she's really in trouble now!!!!!

If you look carefully amongst the leaves of faux poinsettias you can sometimes catch a glimpse of the xmas octopus, Mr. Festicles:

http://www.madwag.com/UNSHARD/festicles.jpg

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Nice! That was great!!!! :P