My friend, James's Breeding advice

This guy is halarious.

His advice for non-mating snakes:

step 1. Have "The talk" with them
if that doesnt work...
step 2. play the discovery channel song
and if those dont work...
step 3. Find a friend to help, and wrap your selfs up in dark green (or other colors to best match your snakes) cloth, then lay in the floor infront of their tank/tub and try to simulate a lock with your feet.
and if none of that works...
step 4. Send them to Cancun for Spring Break

I'm up to number 3 but none of my friends want anything to do with it. Weirdos.

Okay, so I'm still playing my boys van morrison and lighting candles, but I may use the list as a fallback plan.... Does anyone know where I can get some pinup bp's to post for my boys. Two of them have the right idea, but are lacking the... er..... execution. Can you give snakes Viagra? and if so, what's the dosage per gram? ha ha ha. :stereo:

Just check around in this section. Plenty of "educational visual aids" to be had im sure. A little more hardcore than a "pin up" though :P.

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Originally Posted by piranhaking

Just check around in this section. Plenty of "educational visual aids" to be had im sure. A little more hardcore than a "pin up" though :P.

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Yeah more like python penthouse. hahaha

Patience, Grasshoppers, is all that is required...

(as well as including an actual sexual pair of adult snakes...)

See My vet just gave mine this little blue pill with a V on it. And Now he's a love machine..and he want work for nobody but me.. Yea a love machine! :D