funniest BALL story

hey

just curious on whats your funniest conversation/story with someone where you mentioned how you hobby is on BALLs (python of course) or a funny sayign uve mentioned to others like i have the biggest balls they are 4000grams and 4 feet long!:eek: :D
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I know i am not a moderator here,just given my :2cent: .I do not think you will get any replies like your hoping for.The reason is this is a FAMILY FREINDLY site and stuff like you are refering to is not approperiat here.I would not be shocked if it was deleted.

oh maybe no one understood what my purpose was......
i didnt mean anything innapropriate...i asked if anyone ever talked about their BP and the other person thought u were talking about something completely different

sorry for the confusion:) :P

I was cleaning out Nag's cage with my daughters and we got to talking about snakes...kids asking questions and such.

Well I had only had Nag for...oh...2 months or so by this time. I was letting the kids touch Nag and they pointed out something going on at the base of his tail. weotd movements. well, I put him doen completely in a hurry and was panic-stricken, thinking I had done something.

As it turns out, all we were seeing was Nag making a doodie! I felt so dumb when I figured out what was happening. We laughed a lot, and now its one of the funny stories my kids tell to their classes in school.

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Originally Posted by joepythons

I know i am not a moderator here,just given my :2cent: .I do not think you will get any replies like your hoping for.The reason is this is a FAMILY FREINDLY site and stuff like you are refering to is not approperiat here.I would not be shocked if it was deleted.

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Wow VERY un Joe like. I figured you would jump all up on this thread.

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Originally Posted by stangs13

Wow VERY un Joe like. I figured you would jump all up on this thread.

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Hey i gotta behave once in awhile:( .:8:

told my mom i bought a ball python... she responded with "what if it bites you? do you know where to get the anti-venom?"... i replied with "yes mom, i do... I have to drive 15 miles down the street to the anti-venom store, i sure hope i make it there in time..."

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Originally Posted by Shaffer

told my mom i bought a ball python... she responded with "what if it bites you? do you know where to get the anti-venom?"... i replied with "yes mom, i do... I have to drive 15 miles down the street to the anti-venom store, i sure hope i make it there in time..."

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LOL :8:

i got bitten by a bp at a reptile shop and came home and my mom was like "YOU'RE SHAKING! YOU'VE GOT THE VENOM IN YOU!!!"

i laughed so hard

lol well i hope none of u die from being bit by a ball

There's the usual one of having a conversation with somebody, when somebody else overhears a comment like "you've got some nice balls" and gets the wrong idea...that happens quite often. Other than that...nothing