Joke of the day

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael,
if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said,
"Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That
would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I
really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."


"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little
Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be
excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,
whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted.

nice......:D

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Originally Posted by Wild Bill

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael,
if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said,
"Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That
would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I
really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."


"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little
Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be
excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,
whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted.

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