Ahhhh, you smell that? that's the future of America!
"One of Those Chore Babies"
Young Woman, waiting to deposit paycheck: They is killin' me in taxes! I got to get a baby.
or my favorite:
"I'm Telling His Mother He Will Not Let Me Play Gangsta With Him"
Thug: He is treating me like I am not gangsta. This is hurting me. He is treating me like I am not gangsta! I am gangsta!
There is some profanity.. but ... ugh... its New York?