The pet we could never own

I know all of us have a certain creature you'd love to own, but by law we can't own them. If you could have one critter you could own, what would it be?

For me personally, I've always loved komodo dragons. Such a huge, ferocious, dangerours lizard!

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I want to own a penguin and have a habitat controlled area of my house for him and a gf :( (IE a bigass freezer with a pond area, etc, kinda like a zoo exhibit :)

I'd like a pair of hyenas. Not sure why, I just think they're interesting.

Imagine the looks I'd get taking them out for a walk!!

how about a 300 gallon tank filled with piranha...i know i can in some states just not in cali.

If I could have any animal, it would probably, within at least a five-acre lot with great habitat, be an ocelot or a pair of snow leopards.

King Cobra... That comes with its own handler of course!

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I'd like to have my own zoo...but if I had to choose only one, it would be a Bush Baby, they're so darned cute with those big eyes! Or maybe a flying fox, they're adorable too...Hmm. :D

Dolphins and whales. All shapes and sizes of them. Actually...any of the sea-going mammals...... I'm always awed and mesmerized by them.

A flock of platypii!

A wolf I could name Fenris.

A sloth or three so I could feel more productive (though I guess we could count our boys in there ;))

A 2 legged dog?