Laugh Of The Day

Dear IRS:

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see
that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid
$600.00 for a toilet seat.

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value
$1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election
Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending
them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing
how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head screws is enclosed for
your convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward to paying it again next year.


Sincerely,


A Satisfied Taxpayer

Thanks Jeanne,


I am printing this sucker out and handing it out at work. We all need a little laugh now and then. We finished the payroll taxes yesterday, now I have only 40 corporate returns and a few hundred individual returns left. I think I may even stick this one to my wall, so i can look up every so often and laugh :lmao:

Thanks Jeanne! Love the laughs, keep em coming!



~~Jo~~

LOL! That's awesome!

My favorite spoof on taxes I've seen went something like this:

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Proposed new 1040 EZ form:

Box 1. Gross annual income:.......................|_______________|
Box 2. Send it in! Here's the address...

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:lmao: I love it!