There was an old man fishing in the river, when suddenly this frog leaps into his little boat and says: "Mr. I am a beautiful princess under a witches enchantment, kiss me to break the spell". The old man kept quiet and started rowing toward the shore, "Mr. I think you didn`t hear me, I am a beautiful princess under a witches enchantment, kiss me to break the spell". The old man kept quiet and continued to row towards the shore. The frog kept repeating itself until they reached the shore where the frog said again "Mr. I am a beautiful princess, a witch turned me into this frog, kiss me to break the spell" to wich the old man replied, "Listen lady, Im 87 years old, and at my age, I prefer a frog that can talk!" :P
I laughed a lot when I first heard it, hope you like it.