I made a bot that generates bad husbandry advice.

After a bit of a fight today on Reddit where a guy felt it necessary to pull the whole "coco coir causes bowel obstructions" thing, I coded a generator that comes up with bad husbandry advice. Should cut down on their workload ;)

https://perchance.org/tn8er7yu7e

try it here, tell me your favorites. The syntax and item lists are still a work in progress, but I'll be continuing to update the code.

(Seriously, I'm so tired of Facebook vets. This is why I rarely post about Saffron at all.)

Most of the ones I'm getting are a bit over the top. A few are pretty good satire of the reddit/fb crowd. I managed to somehow get one that isn't bad advice.

"You should NEVER keep cats indoors! It causes a bad hatch, like, 40% of the time! You can't be serious. The absolute state of our education system."
Ahhhhaaaaaaa! So this is why my season was a nightmare, it's the indoor cats messing up my BP eggs.... somehow. smh, I feel like an IDIOT.

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Originally Posted by nikkubus

Most of the ones I'm getting are a bit over the top. A few are pretty good satire of the reddit/fb crowd. I managed to somehow get one that isn't bad advice.

"You should NEVER keep cats indoors! It causes a bad hatch, like, 40% of the time! You can't be serious. The absolute state of our education system."
Ahhhhaaaaaaa! So this is why my season was a nightmare, it's the indoor cats messing up my BP eggs.... somehow. smh, I feel like an IDIOT.

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Haha yes, it still needs a lot of work to make some of the sentences parse properly! Thanks for trying it out!

Thanks. I think I just had a stroke.

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The best way to keep snakes is in a sustainable play area, and you should supervise them regularly once a month. Brian Barczyk does it on his YouTube channel.