Man Shoplifts Pet Store by Stuffing 4-Foot Python Down His Pants

It’s rare that you see a story and think, “Man that guy really deserved to have his penis bitten, eaten, and/or ripped off,” but… here’s one


:rofl::rofl: That would have been some Great Karma right there....


https://rare.us/rare-animals/man-sho...own-his-pants/

If it was a ball python he stole, I'm not at all surprised he wasn't bitten. And now the snake will probably refuse food for an extra 6 months after this, ahem, gross mistreatment.

Snake thieves & smugglers have been stuffing snakes & other reptiles into their clothes (& yes, even into their pants) for decades now. It should give snake-haters great comfort knowing just how UN-appealing human anatomy really is to snakes. They really don't want to bite -much less eat- us- contrary to silly Hollywood movies. :rolleyes:

It's not at all funny to pet stores either- they lose a lot of revenue to shoplifters, & when people steal animals, the animals are seldom well-treated. :(:mad:

Don’t know if this news source is recycling old stories or reporting on current ones, but there was a similar thread here 4-6 years ago maybe.

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Originally Posted by Reinz

Don’t know if this news source is recycling old stories or reporting on current ones, but there was a similar thread here 4-6 years ago maybe.

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Sadly, that's most likely because people keep doing the same dumb criminal things over & over again. And snakes STILL have better taste than to bite...:D