Ok, so I know I shouldn't make fun. And I understand some folks don't type well (myself included) but for god sakes did he have to yell it at me...lol
Here ya go:
WAS LOOKING UNDER SNAKE RESCUE AND YOUR EMAIL CAME UP IN AS A LOCAL. I WOULD LIKE TO DONATE MY SNAKE. I HOPE YOU CAN GIVE OR FIND A GOOD HOME WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF THE SNAKE. MY SNAKE IS A TEN FOOT ALBINO BERMUSE PYTHON. MY ADDRESS IS IN *********, USA.
PS. PLEASE REPLY BACK TO LET ME KNOW IF YOU WOULD ACCEPT MY DONATION.
Good stuff
Rusty