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ok just wanna give everyone the heads up! - Taco Bell has new "rattlesnake" menu items do not actually have any snake meat. the new "Rattlesnake Fries" and "Rattlesnake Fries Burrito" is totally misleading. look at them. read their description. checkout their ingredients. no rattlesnake. would u still eat them?

Rattlesnake Fries: https://www.tacobell.com/food/nachos...tlesnake-fries

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If you can’t stand the heat, get out of Taco Bell®, because we just brought the fire.

What you’re seeing is not a mirage. (Though it is warm in here, am I right?) It’s actually a well-thought-out premium Taco Bell® offering we created for heat seekers and meat lovers alike. (In case you hadn’t noticed by now, we like to have fun with our fries.)

Yeah, Nacho Fries are cool. Well not cool, they’re actually HOT, like spicy hot and temperature hot, but you know what we mean. Well, imagine if you took the Nacho Fries you can’t stop thinking about and then leveled them up by, like, 100…

Mm hmmm. We’d like to introduce you to Steak Rattlesnake Fries. And woo, boy, you better whip out that sweat rag. Boldly seasoned fries topped with warm nacho cheese sauce and juicy marinated steak*, kicked up with spicy creamy jalapeño sauce and (BOOM!) more jalapeños—because let’s be honest, no one just “likes” jalapeños. Jalapeños are awesome.

That’s Steak Rattlesnake Fries—available at participating Taco Bell® locations for a limited time only. Made to rattle your taste buds with heat that hits some serious highs. It’s the kind of spice that makes your heart pound in the best possible way. (Wow! What a rush!) Kind of like falling in love—both exhilarating and utterly terrifying at the same time. That’s just the truth of it; love can hurt. And so can too many jalapeños. But what would life be without either? For real though, we don’t want to know. In other words, when you dive into an order of Steak Rattlesnake Fries, keep a cool bevy handy because these fries bite back. Ow, owww. (Ow!?)

*That’s steak-steak, not rattlesnake steak. Do you actually think we’d serve you reptilian?

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Rattlesnake Fries Burrito: https://www.tacobell.com/food/burrit...-fries-burrito
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Wherein we take a super-hot standout menu item and wrap it up for safe handling.

You like things hot. And you know what? We totally get you. Hot is what we’re all about. Sometimes we like to get a little crazy with it, too. Like that time we came up with Steak Rattlesnake Fries and knew it would make everyone sweat with glee and we were all like, “This is so cool. I mean hot. This is so HOT. Yaaas.”

And since we like to give people what they want, we also made that into a burrito. The Steak Rattlesnake Fries Burrito is just what your HVAC repair man ordered when he apologized for not being able to fix your radiator. (Brrrr. Thanks for nothing, Steve.)

It goes a little something like this: boldly seasoned fries, warm nacho cheese sauce, juicy marinated steak, spicy creamy jalapeño sauce and sliced jalapeños rolled up into one soft tortilla that keeps all that spice from scorching your hands. Okay, it’s not going to scorch anything, but we’re trying to make a point here—the Steak Rattlesnake Fries Burrito is da bomb and it’s got bite.

We'd like to point out that when we say “steak” we mean steak-steak. It is NOT rattlesnake steak. Because, snakes? Ew. This is the tender, flavorful steak Taco Bell® is known for. We just wanted to give you more steak options so we created Steak Rattlesnake Fries and the Steak Rattlesnake Fries Burrito to give that peppery protein its time to shine. Get them both at participating Taco Bell® locations, for a limited time only.

Shout out to snakes though. FUN FACT: Rattlesnakes need to drink their body weight in water each year to stay alive. Which brings us to an important point: you’ll wanna pair this burrito with a drink. Something like a Pepsi Zero or maybe a Mountain Dew® Baja Blast™ Freeze if you’re feeling extra hot under the collar.

You’ve been warned, nicely. This burrito bites back.

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I literally JUST saw that commercial for the first time about 10 minutes ago.

I'll try em.

Would NEVER eat actual rattlesnake. From the description, it sounds good -though hotter than I'd eat...I like spicy food, not super hot though. Also, it's
very rare for me to eat fast food of any brand. So for me, it's no sale, but I'm glad to know it's "only a name" as far as rattlesnakes.

In my younger days I’d be all over that.

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Originally Posted by craigafrechette

I literally JUST saw that commercial for the first time about 10 minutes ago.

I'll try em.

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i haven't seen the commercials yet. i saw it on my phone.

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Originally Posted by Bogertophis

Would NEVER eat actual rattlesnake. From the description, it sounds good -though hotter than I'd eat...I like spicy food, not super hot though. Also, it's
very rare for me to eat fast food of any brand. So for me, it's no sale, but I'm glad to know it's "only a name" as far as rattlesnakes.

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i haven't had any snake yet, but would at least try rattlesnake, retics or whathaveyou.

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Originally Posted by Reinz

In my younger days I’d be all over that.

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come on Reinz! i know u are young at heart!

Taco Bell is my favorite fast food place. There is one right next to my work so let’s just say they know me very well. And no I’m not going to try them. I don’t like their fries. If I want good fries there is a checkers about 3 blocks down. Lol

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Originally Posted by Ax01

come on Reinz! i know u are young at heart!

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Fo sho, but my digestive system is not. :(

TB is gross. Now In-n-Out is a totally different story.

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Originally Posted by Reinz

Fo sho, but my digestive system is not. :(

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I feel ya there!

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Originally Posted by MR Snakes

TB is gross. Now In-n-Out is a totally different story.

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In/out rocks!