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It finally happened

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  • 01-23-2019, 02:33 AM
    FollowTheSun
    It finally happened
    So after a long shift at work I was sitting in bed knitting a sock and watching TV, and I had Noodle sitting in my lap. Everything was great and then suddenly I felt something warm. I looked down and she had taken the biggest crap of her little snakey life right on my leg, and it slid down and made a nasty pile on my freshly washed sheets... Which are now in the wash, again. And then she looks at me almost she's proud of herself! And when I immediately stood up and tried to return her to her enclosure, she resisted with all her little might and didn't want to go back in. So that was evening. How was yours?

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  • 01-23-2019, 02:46 AM
    tickyyy
    haha omg that's terrible

    I basically chilled after school today and now im in a sad/clingy mood so yeah :(
  • 01-23-2019, 03:04 AM
    FollowTheSun
    Re: It finally happened
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by samsonact View Post
    haha omg that's terrible

    I basically chilled after school today and now im in a sad/clingy mood so yeah :(

    I get it. I was, and I'm ashamed to admit this, watching an episode of Real Housewives of New York when all of this happened. But having a snake take a crap on your lap pretty much get you out of the sad clingy mood pretty quickly. Highly recommended hahaha

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  • 01-23-2019, 03:06 AM
    Jellybeans
    Re: It finally happened
    I've had mine pee on me but no poop YET. LOL

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  • 01-23-2019, 03:10 AM
    tickyyy
    Re: It finally happened
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by FollowTheSun View Post
    I get it. I was, and I'm ashamed to admit this, watching an episode of Real Housewives of New York when all of this happened. But having a snake take a crap on your lap pretty much get you out of the sad clingy mood pretty quickly. Highly recommended hahaha

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    can't be worse than cat teeth puncturing your skin tho lmao
  • 01-23-2019, 03:12 AM
    FollowTheSun
    Re: It finally happened
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jellybeans View Post
    I've had mine pee on me but no poop YET. LOL

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    I swear it was the absolute biggest poop she has ever done in her whole life. I noticed this morning she was "full" but didn't think about that as I was hanging out with her because she's never pooped on me before. It was a good lesson on how random life is, and how you just learn to laugh sometimes because what else can you do?

    I'm still waiting for noodle to Musk on me as I've been warned that rat snakes do.

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  • 01-23-2019, 03:48 AM
    Jellybeans
    Re: It finally happened
    Yea I've heard about musking...
    Uuuggghhh
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by FollowTheSun View Post
    I swear it was the absolute biggest poop she has ever done in her whole life. I noticed this morning she was "full" but didn't think about that as I was hanging out with her because she's never pooped on me before. It was a good lesson on how random life is, and how you just learn to laugh sometimes because what else can you do?

    I'm still waiting for noodle to Musk on me as I've been warned that rat snakes do.

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  • 01-23-2019, 09:26 AM
    Bluedevil0584
    Pretzel Ate
    Well I guess I will throw in my good news from last night...I recently upgraded my year old BP from a 20 gallon tank to a 36X18X18 exo terra a few days ago and she has been hiding in her hide every since I put her in her new home. She has always been an awesome eater and last night was feeding day and she didn't disappoint! As soon as I got close to her cage she was already poking her head out and bam she took her first meal in her new home like a champ! That made my day!!!
  • 01-23-2019, 09:29 AM
    Skyrivers
    Re: It finally happened
  • 01-23-2019, 10:36 AM
    pretends2bnormal
    Re: It finally happened
    This is what it looks like right before a 1400 gram BP takes a big dump... he tried to get my husband's keyboard, but we spotted it just in time to hold him over a trash can.
    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...cd73c6fc56.jpg


    I've only gotten pooped on by BPs out of the cage. And only musked by my 2 king snakes.
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