What is your dream snake and why?

Hot or not. If you knew you would be in zero danger and could provide properly for it and $$ was not issue. What would you get. Your ultimate dream snake? If you can find a photo to post would be cool as well.

I would really love a scoria boa, I just love the unique colour of them
Still way over my price range
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Jungle carpet Python

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I absolutely love the contrast of the yellow and black. Such a gorgeous snake. And the antithesis of a BP!

Sunbeam snake
Angolan Python
Madagascar Ground Boa

Dream snake.

1. Poops on the paper.
2. Doesn't paint with its poop.
3. Doesn't poop in its bowl.
4. Eats on cue.
5. And finally, holds my pants up when I can't find a belt.

Boelen's Python - Morelia Boeleni
Mangrove Pit Viper - Trimeresurus Purpureomaculatus

Those are my two favorite species of snake, and therefore my dream snakes to keep.

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Originally Posted by JodanOrNoDan

Dream snake.

1. Poops on the paper.
2. Doesn't paint with its poop.
3. Doesn't poop in its bowl.
4. Eats on cue.
5. And finally, holds my pants up when I can't find a belt.

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You need a Trans Pecos rat snake! Seriously, all the above applies, well, depending on your waist size (& I'm not askin') 'cause they don't get real big. But yeah,
I had one that remembered & loved to thread herself thru my belt loops :D and all of them easily can handle items #1-#4. They learn their way around so it wouldn't take much to "teach belt loops" to most of them, but Reilly picked it up all on her own, lol.

King Cobra!
I see that dude with the anime hair free-handling on youtube and i just cant help but think of him as luckiest, if not stupidest guy in the world :omfg:
If the hypothetical in the original post were true, if there was a king cobra without venom (not a venomoid, obviously) i'd probably stop leaving the house. The size, the intelligence, the badass hood:cool:, so amazing - its just the whole imminent death thing that throws me off.

I already have my dream snake. Great attitude and so lovely to look at. Taste the [emoji304] https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...c1f38cb120.jpg

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Originally Posted by Skyrivers

I already have my dream snake. Great attitude and so lovely to look at. Taste the [emoji304] .....

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To throw a little more cold water on the topic, I think it's disrespectful to the wonderful (& even the frustrating) snakes that we already have...because before we
got them, most of them were "our dream snake" & now we just crave more & more...instead of appreciating what we already have. Human nature perhaps, but it
reminds me of those caught up in online dating...they keep thinking a more perfect person is yet to be discovered, so they toss what they have to keep searching.
News flash: there's no perfect people out there and there's no perfect snakes...some are more wonderful to look at than others, but they aren't necessarily better
to live with. ;)