What are they really saying? (game)

The rules are simple. Post a picture and describe what they are saying with their actions.

I will go first.

"This is my first time going to the dentist. Ahhhhhhhhhh"https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...d91da7dd58.jpg

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I meant to take a swim in the horses water bucket on this ice cold day, thank you very much !!!

http://photos.imageevent.com/morgens...08817165_o.jpg

What do you mean, what am I doing here ?

I AM a house gecko, you know...


http://photos.imageevent.com/morgens...651231_n_1.jpg

Boy am I pooped. Jumping over couches and playing with my brother is hard work. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...b328fd64e4.jpg

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I wasn't really stuck behind the muck fork. Now release me back to my domain !!

http://photos.imageevent.com/morgens...12527963_n.jpg

So you see..I thought we could fly right out of that egg !!!

http://photos.imageevent.com/morgens...13837559_n.jpg

i woke up like this

https://ball-pythons.net/forums/cach...9905fadbb3.jpg

What ? Its called stretching !!!!


https://ball-pythons.net/forums/cach...22890402_n.jpg

https://ball-pythons.net/forums/cach...67192494_n.jpg

Beware, all ye that dareth enter here... https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...cb300fa617.jpg

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And this quote I must absolutely attribute to Skyrivers from a previous post (names/gender pronouns change to reflect accuracy), I nearly died of laughter.

Here is what they are thinking...

Psst...Hey Bitsy... You think we can eat it?

Bitsy..."Balerion, have you seen her eating her own turds and licking herself? I bet she tastes like s....!

But Bitsy, she is so fluffy...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...75434ce181.jpg

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