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Trouser Snake!

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  • 11-08-2017, 06:30 PM
    Ax01
    Trouser Snake!
    ok in today's world of wacky news, a young drunken German man was found with a "king" python in his pants after a brawl.

    why is this an international headline? i'm not exactly sure but the story dies have it's charm lol.

    German police pull python out of man's pants after noticing 'considerable bulge'
    Quote:

    Police in Darmstadt in the western German state of Hesse made an unusual discovery before taking a 19-year-old man into custody Tuesday evening. A baby king python had been hiding in the man's trousers.

    In a statement, police said they were called to the scene of an altercation between two men shortly before 11 p.m. local time (2200 UTC).

    After detaining one of the men for drunken and aggressive behavior, officers say they noticed a "considerable bulge" in his trousers.

    The man then "shocked" those present by pulling out a 35-centimeter king python. The snake was promptly removed from the scene and the man brought to a police cell to sober up.

    It is unclear why the young man was transporting the reptile in such a sensitive area or whom it belonged to. Police said the snake may belong to one of the man's relatives.

    They have also been trying to verify whether the man's unique transporting method contravened German animal welfare laws.
    more here: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41914261
    and here: https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...y-python-pants

    i hope the snake is ok.
  • 11-08-2017, 06:41 PM
    hilabeans
    So he wasn't just happy to see them?
  • 11-08-2017, 08:24 PM
    zina10
    The "considerable bulge" was a hatchling Ball Python ?

    Oh. Hm. ok..

    I'm from Germany, not far from Darmstadt. Have to say, never was to fond of that city, LOL!!
  • 11-08-2017, 08:33 PM
    redshepherd
    What the heck is a "king python"? LOL
  • 11-08-2017, 08:38 PM
    zina10
    Re: Trouser Snake!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redshepherd View Post
    What the heck is a "king python"? LOL

    They call them Royal Python in Europe ...so I guess they figured "King" is royal enough? lol..
  • 11-08-2017, 08:59 PM
    Zincubus
    Re: Trouser Snake!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ax01 View Post
    ok in today's world of wacky news, a young drunken German man was found with a "king" python in his pants after a brawl.

    why is this an international headline? i'm not exactly sure but the story dies have it's charm lol.

    German police pull python out of man's pants after noticing 'considerable bulge'


    more here: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41914261
    and here: https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...y-python-pants

    i hope the snake is ok.



    I'm guessing it was a Royal !!

    Wouldn't want a King snake down my kecks (trousers) :)


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  • 11-08-2017, 09:03 PM
    redshepherd
    Re: Trouser Snake!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by zina10 View Post
    They call them Royal Python in Europe ...so I guess they figured "King" is royal enough? lol..

    Omg... LOL, it all makes sense now.
  • 11-08-2017, 09:05 PM
    Sunnieskys
    Poor baby put In Sweaty nasty smelling nether regions! I feel so bad for the baby!
  • 11-08-2017, 09:27 PM
    Crowfingers
    Re: Trouser Snake!
    Well...they are ball pythons...
  • 11-08-2017, 09:35 PM
    zina10
    Re: Trouser Snake!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Crowfingers View Post
    Well...they are ball pythons...

    Royal Balls, at that !!! :8::rofl:
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