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  • 08-29-2005, 01:48 AM
    BallPythonBabe448
    Just a laugh..
    Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
    back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
    cigarettes at the front.

    Only in America.........do people order double cheeseburgers, large
    fries, and a diet coke. !

    Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
    pens to the counters.

    Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
    driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    Only in America.........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
    packages of eight.

    Only in America........do we use the word ’politics’ to describe the
    process so well: ’Poli’ in Latin meaning ’many’ and ’tics’ meaning
    ’bloodsucking creatures’.
    Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
    lettering.

    EVER WONDER ....



    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?!



    Why don’t you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?



    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?



    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?



    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
    made with real lemons?



    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?



    Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?



    Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
    don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!



    Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?



    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?



    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
  • 08-29-2005, 08:41 AM
    tigerlily
    Re: Just a laugh..
    Cute! That was a nice start to my morning, thanks. :)
  • 08-29-2005, 11:16 AM
    frankykeno
    Re: Just a laugh..
    LOL what fun to read on my morning coffee break (yep us stay at home mom's actually have coffee breaks!)

    For some odd reason the song Only in American by Brooks & Dunn was running through my head the whole time.


    ~~Jo~~
  • 08-29-2005, 01:19 PM
    Ginevive
    Re: Just a laugh..
    that was cute; I like the lemon one.
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