Weird Things You've Said to Your Snake?
so i don't know if it's just me or whatever but i've said some weird stuff to my snake, from "my son is so pretty!" to "YOU ARE SO SOFT I WANNA BOOP YOUR SNOOT"
have you ever had a moment where you just said some awkward/weird things to your snake? i would like to know LOL. :P
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redshepherd
THIS JUST IN, literally a minute before I saw your post
Me, at Gem: why are you hungry
my mom: what?
me: I'm asking my green snake why she's hungry
tbh I talk to my snakes a whole bunch, just off-handedly. It's ridiculous LOL.
I'll have full on conversations with pretzel sometimes, LOL.
he has a vet appointment this saturday for his first check-up and I think I'll be sitting there amongst people with their dogs and cats, whispering to my snake "hey, do you think it's cold in here? here, get in my sweatshirt. it's ok. i love you. i'll keep you warm."
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me: "Spaghetti!!!"
S: *is snake*
me: "what're you doing? how are you?!"
S: *still snake*
me: "you're getting so big! you're such a good girl."
S: *is still snake*
me: "i love you!!!"
pretty much how it goes.
not a conversation so much as a constant nickname: i call Yellow "Yellowbelly"; he's albino, not a yellowbelly. idk why i call him that i just do, and Spaghetti is "Little Miss".
i love them!!!
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I usually just talk off handed, like when I see him climbing about I'll say "what ya doing snoot? you being a snoot?" and the like. However, my fiance laughed at me several months ago because he over heard me threatening him. It went something like this...
"OK - it's day 46 and I'm going to give you this rat. AND you're going to eat this rat, or I'm going to make you into a belt and get my self a nice pied that will eat on schedule..."
he was in the process of his first ever food strike. I will say he struck that rat with vigor after our little talk.
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Dude. Put that thing away.
This to a male woma attempting to romance the garden hose while out for some garden time. Clearly, ready for a girlfriend.
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tttaylorrr
me: "Spaghetti!!!"
S: *is snake*
me: "what're you doing? how are you?!"
S: *still snake*
me: "you're getting so big! you're such a good girl."
S: *is still snake*
me: "i love you!!!"
pretty much how it goes.
not a conversation so much as a constant nickname: i call Yellow "Yellowbelly"; he's albino, not a yellowbelly. idk why i call him that i just do, and Spaghetti is "Little Miss".
i love them!!!
that's so cute omg. do people ever hear you and look at you weird? that happens to me all the time.
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Kira
I basically talk to my snake like how I talk to my dogs. I will say things like "Who is the sweetest little snake? YOU are!!" haha
haha, i do the exact same thing!! i didn't think so many other people talked silly to their snakes/reptiles. it seems like a thing only people do with dogs/cats.
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Crowfingers
I usually just talk off handed, like when I see him climbing about I'll say "what ya doing snoot? you being a snoot?" and the like. However, my fiance laughed at me several months ago because he over heard me threatening him. It went something like this...
"OK - it's day 46 and I'm going to give you this rat. AND you're going to eat this rat, or I'm going to make you into a belt and get my self a nice pied that will eat on schedule..."
he was in the process of his first ever food strike. I will say he struck that rat with vigor after our little talk.
aaaa! i love when snakes seem to "obey" after stern talks like little kids LOL
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janeothejungle
Dude. Put that thing away.
This to a male woma attempting to romance the garden hose while out for some garden time. Clearly, ready for a girlfriend.
LMAO "put that thing away" has to be the best thing said to a male snake.
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Oxylepy
I say stupid sweet crap to everything. I straight up told my snakes "you're gunna be food is the world goes to pot"
omg hahaha!
