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  • 04-04-2017, 06:17 PM
    Kirks_Herps
    funny craigslist ad
    found this ad for a cornsnake on craigslist while i was looking for a herpstat. it made us chukle
    Kirk


    good snake. pretty colors. soft belly. born and raised in captivity. goes by "Sativus" or "Septimus" or "Snakey." might have a penis. doesn't bite. does poop.

    comes with tank, bedding, frozen mice, light, bulbs

    can return after 6 mo with left-over supplies if desired

    great for families with kids or schools!

    i just need a break.
  • 04-04-2017, 06:21 PM
    Craiga 01453
    he needs a break :rofl:
  • 04-04-2017, 07:00 PM
    redshepherd
    dang. LOL

    "soft belly"
  • 04-04-2017, 07:41 PM
    tttaylorrr
    Re: funny craigslist ad
    LOL, fantastic. i just watched my corn snake escape out of his enclosure, i feel like i need a break. hah! thanks for sharing.
  • 04-04-2017, 10:54 PM
    TattedLass253
    Hahaha, I'm so confused all around. "Might have a penis" ... ???
  • 04-05-2017, 12:50 AM
    FlynnTheBP
    Doesn't bite. Does poop.

    That's all I need to know. :cool:
  • 04-05-2017, 06:32 AM
    predatorkeeper87
    Re: funny craigslist ad
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by TattedLass253 View Post
    Hahaha, I'm so confused all around. "Might have a penis" ... ???

    Ya...you've never questioned that? Huh weird...I'm doing something wrong then...

    I was sold on "doesn't bite, does poop"
  • 04-05-2017, 10:11 AM
    vikingr
    Saw that in Philly too, funny stuff
  • 04-05-2017, 03:05 PM
    Meerna
    XD how funny
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