Willing To Barter: Awesome Web Design/Excellent SEO/Online Marketing For Snakes?

I am a huge fan of bartering any time it is feasible, so I thought I would throw this idea out there. I am extremely excited to be preparing to break into the world of snake breeding as a sideline business and since I can't afford to start off with extremely rare and expensive, breeder ready pairs of animals, I will be starting off with mostly babies and long term projects. So, I am looking for any shortcuts I can possibly find. That being said, I have been designing and developing websites for about the past 16 years, which is a huge part of my success as a professional entertainer. In short, my business website has thousands of #1 ranking pages on all of the major search engines, which has allowed me to do what I love for a living. I would be very much willing to trade my web design skills for cool snakes. The possibilities for what I could do to skyrocket a snake dealer's business online are endless...

* Complete website from scratch to finish (html/php/Content Management systems)
* Redesign existing website
* SEO optimization (keywords & key phrases/regional or worldwide)
* Script installations (forums/live support/forms/commenting systems/chat/Blogs/Wordpress/databases)
* Google Analytics/Adwords/Adsense/Webmaster tools setup and optimization
* Custom graphics/logo designs
* Flash animations
* Literally just about anything you would want

I am primarily interested in ball pythons at this time, though I would also consider Womas and Woma x Ball hybrids, Blood x Ball hybrids and possibly Boas and Blood pythons. I would prefer pre-adults or proven adults, but I would be open to possibilities with exceptionally cool babies... A pair of proven Axanthics or Super Sumas would be awesome! A pair of Mahogany Balls? Pastel Leopard Clown x Pastel Het Clowns? Axanthic Clowns? Axanthic Spiders? Leucistics? Albinos? Just throwing a few of my favorites out there...

If anyone would be interested in this sort of barter, please contact me on here or via my website any time. I am very open to reasonable possibilities... :)