Dodged a major bullet the other night

So I'm cleaning my daughters Mohave girl's tank the other night and it has one of those tree trunk hides. I figure I better go upstairs and give it a wash in the sink. So I'm washing it out in the sink and there is a lip around the bottom of it that hid a big dried out Mohave turd and it comes flopping out in the sink. In horror I look and on the other side of the counter in the living room my wife is doing her yoga. I hurry with hot water to get the turd washed down the drain before my wife stands up and catches me. Oh my god the wrath that would have come upon me had she stood up and seen a snake turd in her kitchen sink.
Man it was a close call but I think she still suspected something when I cleaned the sink with bleach as later on she cleaned it with bleach again.

Yup I think you dodged a high caliber bullet!

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Hahahahaaaa!!! Been there!

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Originally Posted by Smitty33

Oh my god the wrath that would have come upon me had she stood up and seen a snake turd in her kitchen sink.

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Bwahahahaha :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Being single is sooooo awesome LoL

lol i thought that a BP may have actually shot a poo bullet at ya from the thread title. after reading your post, i think u dodged a frying pan from the wifey.

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Originally Posted by Ax01

lol i thought that a BP may have actually shot a poo bullet at ya from the thread title. after reading your post, i think u dodged a frying pan from the wifey.

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Frying pan or what ever it would have been UGLY!!!:):):)

XD Haha! I feel like my boyfriend would also kill me if I had gotten snake poo in a shared supposed. He loves her just as much as I do, he's just a little bit of a clean freak. LOL.

* shared space

You mean some women would object to snake poop in their kitchen sink? That's weird!

;) :P :rolleyes: :O

I always wash eveything in a large bucket of soapy hot water with rubber gloves on. Then i pour the dirty water down the toilet and refill the bucket with clear hot water and repeat the process.