My bp has learned hypnosis

So I was watching TV last night and see movement by the snake rack. Small white and fluffy movement. There is a med rat sniffing the bottom bin, up on its ledge. The ball in it is just locked and loaded, and waiting. I jump up and I'm trying to catch this rat and it wiggles through and is now behind the tub. So I pull the tub out and the rat flipping follows it.

Before I could grab it, the ball practically flies out of the tub and hits it like a freight train so now I'm diving for tongs to block the teeth but no need. My mighty hunter...


Hubby just looks at me and says you can't save stupid. I swear that snake hypnotized that rat. And now my breeding plan is all messed up! Argh! That said, no clue how the rat got loose in the first place.


So I guess that snake doesn't need to be fed this weekend. She ordered delivery. Smh.