Story game

So let's see who else gets as bored as I do several times throughout the day. The game is to make a story one person at a time. It can be a few words or a sentence per post. It can be as wild and ridiculous as you want. I'll start....



One day, a man was wrong down the street with a bag of snakes.

The only problem so far was that it was a clear bag.

And the snakes were all poss. het for Basilisk, which meant that they didn't actually kill with a glance, but could conceivably cause an embarrassing rash to anyone they looked at for long enough.

and everyone on the street kept staring at them

Some people whispered among themselves as the man passed, calling the fellow insane for carrying a bag of 'poisonous and dangerous' snakes out in the open.

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But those who stared too long soon got distracted by their need to find someplace private to go scratch. The man was about to cross the street, when he encountered Geraldine...

Geraldine asked the man, "Where did you get those snakes from and where are you going, sir?"

"Geraldine, you'll never believe it. I was walking home from the subway last night, when a flying saucer landed in front of me. A bug-eyed alien handed me this bag of snakes and said it had rescued them from an oncoming train, but its creche parent wouldn't let it keep them. It wanted to make sure they were kept safe, so it gave them to me and told me to make sure they don't interbreed because if they do, each egg has a 25% chance of containing a deadly basilisk. Fortunately they only mate during the full moon though, so I can safely carry them all around in one bag for the next four days before I have to separate them."