The Haiku Thread

Write a haiku. :) or 15. About anything - your snake, your couch, your life, the universe, an experience you've had.

(5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)



A soft, cooing voice
Floating through the evening air
Its words; light kisses.


Bright lights, tall buildings...
A ravenous populace
Drooling desire.


There - it twitched, shifted
Scents of rodent on my tongue
A single, swift strike.

Here's five syllables
And heres seven syllables
Are you happy now?
……………………………………………...

Haikus are poems
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

One, two, three, FOUR, FIVE,
Six, seven, eight, NINE, TEN, beep!
Eleven, TWELVE! Yeah!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EUq9IJt4NM

What the heck did I just watch?!?! I…..I don't think I was high…….

Delicious, golden,
Fried and glazed and greasy too.
Oh how I regret.

Painful rectal itch
Antihemorrhoidal creme
Ahh, all better now

This thread has gone south,
Which is impressive for sure.
Where else will it lead?

There once was a man
From Nantucket, who... Oh, wait.
That's not a haiku!


Can you tell I'm bored?
I can't stop making haikus.
Procrastination.


I have a question
For everyone on this site:
Is this a normal?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Eric Alan

I have a question
For everyone on this site:
Is this a normal?

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Looks normal to me
It must be bred to be sure
Maybe a new morph.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Eric Alan

I have a question
For everyone on this site:
Is this a normal?

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A state of normal,
It presents a paradox:
No real thing is so.


Normalness beckons,
Alas, I grow weary, bored.
Constrain yourselves not.