So I'm a little retarded...

How the hell do you post pictures on here? I see the whole "post from URL" thing, but do I really have to make an account on photobucket (or something similar) to post pictures of my baby? If someone could give me step by step, kindergarten guidance, that'd be awesome.

You can use tapatalk to post pictures. On tapatalk, posting pictures is almost the same as messaging pictures on a smartphone. Just press the "+" button and then you will see a picture of a camera and what looks like a picture of the mountains. Either of those work for pics (i think the one with the camera is to take pics, and the mountain one is to select pics from your photo album)