My pets, ball python, tarantula, scorpion, puppy.

I was told I could put any of my pets on here. I'm willing to take full advantage of that HERE WE GO.

This is my ball python named Lucy.
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She is very affectionate towards mice and rats, here's her giving one a kiss
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And another giving this rat a bear hug, the rat even smiled for the picture!
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Is this mouse trying to give Lucy a kiss?
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Whoops she's not in the mood. Thankfully girls don't do this when not in the mood.
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Burp.
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This is one of my tarantulas, Budd. Eight legs means he can play xbox. I'm still better than him.
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Ever get that feeling that something bad is about to happen?
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This is Al Sharpton. His name is Al Sharpton because.. well nvm.
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He glows under a backlight.
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This is... still deciding on his name, but look at that huge mustache! Ron Swanson? Any ideas?
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Last but certainly not least is my pup Molly. She's an alcoholic.
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Which is the imposter?
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She may be a lesbian, she picks up more girls than I do :(
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Ever lay in bed and just stick your arm in the air? It's gotta mean something good.
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LMMFAO!!! You have a dark sense of humor and I love it. Ha.. I ran to my wife to show her Al Sharpton. "Really Danny?" she says sarcastically. Too funny.. Great pics..

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Omg I love your collection! You have the best captions for them, it was so funny reading them all xD you are a very entertaining person lol I like you :)


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Awesome caption

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Love it! Haha

These are great. Good job, sir.

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I'd name the mustached tarantula Tom Selleck... just saying.

omg the feeding pictures are hilarious!! i hope that doesn't make me a dark person.. heh heh

cute pup! :) im not too fond of arachnids, though.. :colbert:

Haha! This is the best thing I've seen all night.


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ROFL!!! Please name the t Ron Swanson. It's soooo perfect. For sure my favorite character from parks and rec. "the only type of witness I like to be is a hostile one... So I plan on answering everyone of there questions, with a question."