That's Punny!

I was sad to hear Sbarro closed. Why didn't they just Sbarrow more money?

It's always sad to hear about people getting trampled at black friday sales due to their beliefs in low low prices so that they can be made into a Wal-martyr.

What do you call a short psychic that has escaped from prison? ................ A small medium at large. :P

"Zer were Zwei Peanuts marching down ze street, and one was assaulted.... Peanut!!!!"

(read with German Accent)

What does Bruce Lee order when he goes to Burger King? a WHAAPAAAAAA!!!!!