On the top 10 list of things NOT to do with gators ...

Police: Man Attacks Girlfriend With Gator

POSTED: 7:03 pm EDT July 17, 2004

PORT ORANGE, Fla. -- A Florida man hit his girlfriend with a three-foot alligator, according to police.

Authorities said the couple kept the gator in the tub of their mobile home.

Police have also accused the man of throwing beer bottles at the woman during the argument at their Port Orange home. Meantime, he said his girlfriend bit his hand when she discovered they'd run out of alcohol.

The alligator was turned over to Florida wildlife officials. The man is charged with battery and possession of an alligator.

Wow! What some herps will put up with . . .

Too funny!! I think I read about that a couple weeks ago, probably a trailer park domestic!!

Come on like you guys never swung a gator at anyone.

"Hey Honey .... look what crawled out of the drain!" I wanna know how in the world he hit here with it. Was it like swinging a baseball bat or what? Either way .... its bad.

Yeah seriously, how do you swing a gator.
I can't picture it.

More _______ than you can shake a gator at!

At least he didn't put an eye out.

I'm guessin by the tail .. but i could be wrong ;) . I dont think anyone would be stupid enough to try to swing it by the pointy end .. but then again .. they were keeping it in the bathtub :shock:

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Originally Posted by Blink

Come on like you guys never swung a gator at anyone.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

A real man would have swung a 6-foot gator.