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  • 10-04-2013, 10:08 PM
    Garnet
    Shew!
    OK, so why didn't anyone tell me that an itty bitty snake can emit a freakin' noxious SNEAKY but POWERFUL stink? Huh? He didn't make a sound but GEEZ!!!! *frantically tries to fan the air around*

    And look at him! Acting all well fed and innocent! Really!

    http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u...ps7760fdb8.jpg

    Keep this up, little boy, and I'll change your name from Skull to Skunk!

    :P
  • 10-05-2013, 03:49 PM
    dr del
    Re: Shew!
    heh heh,

    It can be a tad potent can't it. :rofl:
  • 10-05-2013, 04:17 PM
    Pythonfriend
    for further amusement:

    http://ball-pythons.net/forums/showt...loud-poop-fart <--- one of the funnest threads i have ever seen in this forum.

    http://ball-pythons.net/forums/showt...RAP!-literally <--- kinda groce and graphic
  • 10-05-2013, 05:54 PM
    Garnet
    Those threads are hysterical​. I've been laughing so much my face hurts!
  • 10-05-2013, 08:17 PM
    Artemisace
    My sides, my face and even my lungs hurt. I couldn't stop laughing. I've experienced that with my male bp. Scared me half to death when I heard it, after he was done pooing he had this very satisfied look on his face. But wow, if you are having a bad day and need a good laugh that will do it.
  • 10-05-2013, 09:15 PM
    BigJayPiercer
    Re: Shew!
    I had put one of my big girls in the tub to clean her up after a bout of tail painting in her tub. Normally she will kinda float and slowly cruise in the warm water. All of a sudden she just freezes and lifts her tail tip outta the water. I see a little string of bubbles and thought, "Oh how cute, she had to fart" then....
    Bhhhuuuuurrrrrruuuummmpppp!!!

    Sounded like someone pull starting a lawn mower underwater and she fires an almost perfectly shaped "Doodie Torpedoe" all the way to the foot of the tub.

    I calmly picked her up and dried her off and put her away.

    S@&$ Happens, Lol!

    Sent from my LGL45C using Tapatalk 2
  • 10-05-2013, 10:14 PM
    Pyrate81
    Re: Shew!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Pythonfriend View Post
    for further amusement:

    http://ball-pythons.net/forums/showt...loud-poop-fart <--- one of the funnest threads i have ever seen in this forum.

    http://ball-pythons.net/forums/showt...RAP!-literally <--- kinda groce and graphic


    I wonder if this thread will reach 5 pages like the other 2 did. ;)


    On a personal snake poop note- I've never experienced a snake fart but have had to take a shower after being defecated on down my shirt. I've found the lifting of the tail a sign to point the stinky end in another direction and run away far and fast. :D
  • 10-05-2013, 10:29 PM
    Pythonfriend
    this even older thread made it to 13 pages:

    http://ball-pythons.net/forums/showt...Do-snakes-fart

    so there is hope :) Also, there is the inherent comedic value of really loud farts :banana:
  • 10-05-2013, 11:06 PM
    jwill226
    I have never heard my BP fart/poop so I went searching for an example. I found these and thought they where funny. You can find anything on the internet.

    Not sure what language is spoken at the very end. If they are saying something inappropriate then i'm sorry.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiUlz7POclc

    Very mild language in this one. The only reason I'm posting is because I found it very funny and I have seen the same words used posted in other places of this forum with out people complaining. Basically its another word for butt.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHvY_nc5Qrw

    If either of these are found to be offensive message me and I will remove them from this post.
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