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  • 07-09-2004, 11:25 AM
    CTReptileRescue
    More meaningless propaganda from Rusty:
    *Disclaimer, I do not personally agree with the last one.

    Best Bumper Stickers



    17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are
    an *******.


    16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard
    feelings."


    15. The proctologist called...they found your head.


    14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just
    don't have any film.


    13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your
    date.


    12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.


    11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke
    off.


    10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.


    9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you
    have to be one.


    8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call
    these people Everybody, But Me."


    7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal
    friends.


    6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.


    5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and
    sue you.


    4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to
    shoot them.


    3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small
    and fragile to be out by itself.


    2. Hang up and drive!


    AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER:


    1. Welcome to America ... Now speak English!

    __________
    I think I'll make one that says:
    "as a matter of fact, I do own the road"..lol
    Rusty
  • 07-09-2004, 12:26 PM
    Smulkin
    Hehe - good one.

    Had to update the 'ole censor there ;)
  • 07-09-2004, 12:34 PM
    First_time_herp
    shedding Q
    Quote:

    5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and
    sue you
    Thats my favorite.
  • 07-09-2004, 12:54 PM
    Those ones are funny

    I have one thats my favorite:

    You're kid's on the honor roll...so what? you're still a moron.


    there are other ones, and they would be a lil hard to censor
  • 07-09-2004, 01:09 PM
    jotay
    a few questions
    Those are good.
    I saw one that applies to my job everyday
    "You can't fix stupid"
  • 07-09-2004, 01:25 PM
    sophie42204
    Thanks for the laugh!!
    (Hope I don't offend anyone, but I DO agree w/the last one.)
    :wink:
  • 07-09-2004, 03:45 PM
    Ironhead
    I use to have a bumper sticker that said "Ex Wife for sale...Take over payments!" and "Get any closer and I'll flip a booger out at you"

    And one that I see around here alot is "My son beat up your Honor Roll student"

    Quote:

    (Hope I don't offend anyone, but I DO agree w/the last one.)
    As do I.....
  • 07-09-2004, 04:23 PM
    CTReptileRescue
    Several Gecko Photos
    sorry forgot about the censoring..lol
    Rusty
    As for the speak english bit, yeah, it can be annoying to me when I cannot understand someone, but to be honest if I can't understand, I just tell them that and walk away. I don't shop in establishments where I cannot get any help from someone I can understand.
    I guess I don't care either way.
    Rusty
  • 07-09-2004, 05:03 PM
    Marla
    I like
    Jesus saves sinners ... and redeems them for valuable prizes! (Makes me think of Green Stamps)
    Jesus (Fernandez) is my co-pilot
  • 07-09-2004, 06:29 PM
    Wizill
    my favorite one was "bumper stickers suck."
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