Wanting to trade plane/hotel tickets to Jamaica/Vegas/Orlando for a Ball Python!!

I know this all seems ridiculous but I won these tickets. I got an $800 value ticket that includes airfare and hotel to either Jamaica, Hawaii, or Puerto Rico. It's a 4 nights stay, wherever you choose to go. I did the research and am willing to get rid of them for $700 or a trade. I also got tickets with airfare and hotel paid for to Orlando/vegas, you choose. It's only a one-night stay, the whole trip including planes is 3 days. It's a $300 value. I'm also willing to do a trade for these. Just message me for more info and I can supply images of them and anything else you need to know. I'm willing to make a deal. I really want to put these tickets to good use! I'll take almost anything so long as it's reasonable. Please let me know if you want them! Thank you!

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I really want to put these tickets to good use. Please just throw me an offer