What in the ACTUAL CRAP is this Spider?!?! (Pic heavy!)

First off, I apologize if this is in the wrong forum.

But I don't know WHAT kind of spider I just saw outside! I have NEVER seen anything like that IN. MY. LIFE.

And of course, it's right before I start playing the movie "Arachnophobia." REALLY. That little monster knew it. HE KNEW IT.

But WHAT IS THIS THING? Looks like some type of demon chimera spawned between a praying mantis and a spider!!
I'm fine with big, fat, hairy tarantulas. But get me near a little spider with long, skinny legs and I'M OUT. But I had to take pics of it first, of course, because I have never seen something like this!

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...ps14230d4f.jpg

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...psb28ea104.jpg

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...ps93743b5b.jpg

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...psf380be52.jpg

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...psf675e726.jpg

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...ps4471a728.jpg

Lol, I dont know what it is, but it looks cool. We have these cool looking green spiders here in Germany, but their fatter than that.

Lol whatever it is, it looks awesome!

It's a Green Lynx Spider. They love hanging on flowers and eating bees and flies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_lynx_spider