I have a ton of questions, if anyone's interested in answering even one or a couple it'd be a huge help!!
#1 how can I tell a good breeder from a sub-par one?
Check out the
BOI on Fauna and the Inquiries/Feedback section on here for breeder reviews.
#2 are big online reptile sites worth it? If I go for one of these I'm leaning towards BHB reptiles because I've been watching some of their youtube vids and they seem to run an honest business and really care about their animals--but does anyone have personal experience with them?
BHB has gotten mostly great reviews, but I haven't dealt with them personally.
#3 how much should I expect to pay for a normal hatchling?
Normals run $20-50, depending on sex and the breeder.
#4 how big is a "hatchling" anyway and what size/kind of rodent do they eat? Is it worth it to buy bulk frozen food for just one snake? What's a good place to get feeder rodents?
Hatchlings range from ~70g+. A breeder should be able to tell you your baby's weight before shipping. Buying in bulk for one baby usually doesn't work because of the sheer number of rodents. A hatchling should be taking mouse hoppers up to rat pups, depending on the snake's size.
#5 what should a good breeder tell me about the snake--age, what they were feeding it? or will i just get the animal with no info?
A good breeder will send you hatch/feeding records.
#6 I see there's a sale section on this forum! How can I go about finding an affordable snake through here? Do most people ship or prefer pickup? are there other sites I should check out where smaller-scale breeders sell their snakes?
Just browse or use the search function. Most breeders don't list normals, but a lot have them. You can also watch for regular threads from people that sound nice to you. Check their signature line for a website link and go from there (lots of folks on here are hobbyist breeders).
Thanks a million everyone!