MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER

Oh man, so I was just laying in bed talking on the phone and stroking Bongo's head while he was sprawled out next to me (still trying to get over that headshyness thing) and I hear a squirting noise... GROSS! He sprayed crap and pee all over my pillow and sheet! Its already soaked down to the futon matress!

Guess I'm sleeping on a blanket tonight... that was the nastiest thing EVER

HOLY CRAP!!! Not even 5 seconds after I posed that message I heard a huge fart from his cage! he just laid down a turd as big as his torso! I guess he isn't constipated anymore. It smells to high heaven and I'm 10 feet away

time for some impromptu cleaning

I had a ball python that i rescued that farted. Is that normal?

Lesson learned ?
Always have a towel handy when your stroking your bongos head in bed.



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LOL @ KrazeKelly...

Yeah Damien...farting snakes is normal, believe it or not. :lol:

That's pretty gross Aaron...good luck getting it out of the mattress! I'm sure Bongo feels a LOT better though! He's probably really hungry now! LOL

HAHAHA too funny - that's okay I learned the hard way not to pick up Neph on Wednesdays (She's so regular the quaker oat guy would be jealous) without giving her a soak first. She was real fond of climbing up my arm/sleeve over behind the neck and settling inside my shirt against my chest where she would pee like a fetishist.

I had a snake that would fart so loud amplified by it being in a tank. I thought the water heater was going out. LOL

wow man, that was classic.

ROFL, thanks for the laugh. :lol:

there was a story... it was either Randy or perhaps Ironhead - anyways somebody's snake farted so loud one night it woke them up from a dead sleep (snake was in the same room as sleeping person was) I'm still waiting for my guy to cut one. I'll probably cry from laughter - i don't care how old you get two things are funny... farts and hearing stories about farts. :)