Mind your business, Boys, this is Girl talk!

I don't have cable because I think it's the biggest load of overpriced crap since $126 yoga pants. I'm not really "addicted" to a lot of current shows. I basically just find a series on Netflix and watch it in the evenings until I'm done with it and then I find something else.

Unfortunately, I found Teen Mom. There's a Teen Mom 2 too. I'm not proud of it, but we're all friends here, right? Anyway- does anyone else watch this? If so, would anyone like to kick in a few bucks toward my "Order a Hit on Amber Fund"?

I'm 35 years old and I had my daughter when I was 23 and already married (not knocked up at the wedding), it's not like I can relate to these girls! I don't know what the hell my problem is, I can't stop watching it! I've gone as far as I can with Teen Mom 2 until the new episodes are posted (Hey, it's the 21st! They're on mtv.com now!) and I'm on the season finale of season two of Teen Mom....but I'll be done with that season in about 52-68 minutes, depending on how long it takes me to finish this nonsense.

Where are these girls getting the money to rent nice apartments and wear nice clothes?? None of my high school teen mom friends drove brand new freaking Chargers while unemployed! My furniture right now isn't as nice as most of theirs! And half of them have braces. Do you know how much braces cost? A lot! And why doesn't Dr Drew ever tell Farrah that she's a spoiled princess who should be thanking her overbearing mother instead of crying all the damn time that mommy's "annoying"?? All these questions!

Thanks for letting me vent. I'd love to hear about anyone else's shameful television addictions!

first of all, NOW i am smitten with you!

second i love me some teen mom, new girl, spartacus, dexter, tosh.0 and by default i love me some Doc McStuffins, mickey's playhouse, spongebob...etc...

Do you really watch Teen Mom? Please don't let that be sarcasm!
Do you think just this one time, in this one case, it would be ok if Gary chose to grab Amber by her nappy head and say, "Seriously, skank, call me a fat ass ONE more time! Please. Do it!"?

ask me anything. its not sarcasm. i wish it was...

gary and amber have a cute little girl, leah who will be forever messed up when her mom comes back from prison. Farrahs mom got arrested for battery against her own daughter. farrah calls her dad Michael. bently will grow up with all the off road vehicles he can imagine but his mom and dad need to grow the eff up. why the hell are carley's parents still on the show???

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proof enough?:D

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Originally Posted by cecilbturtle

ask me anything. its not sarcasm. i wish it was...

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Where's Farrah's baby daddy?

too soon. he died.
when farrah talks about him she has the absolute worst cry face. Poor little sophia...

DUDE! Did you miss the part where I said that I'm only on Season Two?? I didn't know AmberCrazyWhore went to prison, ruiner! I can't say I'm not thrilled though. Leah IS super cute, cutest kid on the show in my opinion.

Farrah does have a positively pitiful cry face. I think I may have actually chuckled the first time I saw it. I'm sure I regretted it wholeheartedly, but it just caught me off guard. Come to think of it, Amber has a really bad cry face too. But she's usually faking it, and her face sucks anyway so I'm sure that doesn't help either.

Wow. I really thought I might be the only person in the world who watches Teen Mom!

Ive watched it.

The only one I liked in teen mom was catelynn and Tyler. At least they had some sense to them

I'm forced to watch it by my fiancé. Honestly I could kill amber, Farrah, and jeanel or however you spell her name. Her and Keifer....I mean seriously they are more annoying than amber and Gary. I'm ashamed to say this but I have recently become addicted to the show "buck wild"... :x