Awkward stranger BP Convos?!?! :) This should be interesting.

Okay this thread is for people to post awkward conversation one liners about BP's.
Example-
Me- yeah, I had a lazy weekend. I just "sat around on the couch and played with my balls whilst watching TV. All in all..... good weekend.

Newly found friend-<----- (ALARMED!!! WTF) ummm.... Oh! wait! I forgot I have that... thing..... I have to do! Bye (walking away)

Me- huh... Okay.... Ummmm.... OOOO sh$&! I was talking about my ball pythons. I own snakes!!!

EX NEWLY found friend- no response due to large amount of distance covered over a short period of time while trying to escape a guy who he believed made a reference to his testicles as if he was talking about the Sunday football game

lmao. This isn't a real scenario. It's just an example but I'm sure there are people out there who have some funny stories, and if not stories some funny BP reference one liners. Let me hear em!!!! :)

Tim always asks me about my balls in public.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Tim always asks me about my balls in public.

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Hahaha! In a crowded room you should respond "O! They are getting massive! And the colors? Just incredible!" This will throw people off. :)

I tell my wife on a regular basis, "Going upstairs to play with my snake"....still gets a laugh EVERY time.


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"Hey Dad, come take a look at my rack!"

Awkward silence ensued....

Hahahaa. I'm loving these! Keep em coming. This stuff is Gold. :)

Me- "One of my balls wrapped around my leg yesterday!!! I had to peel em off in order to sit down. My balls never cooperate!"

Stranger- .....

Me- O! Don't worry. I got em off......

Stranger-.....

Me- Not a snake fan huh? :/

:)

Actual snippet of a conversation with a neighbor: " I love my hubby, he's a great guy. I just wish he wasn't so jealous." Neighbor asks, " jealous? why does he think you are sneaking around?" Me: " No no, nothing like that, he's just jealous my balls are so much bigger than his. He thinks it's not fair." Neighbor gives me 30 second blank stare, then clears her throat nervously as she is struggling to think of what to say. I quickly realize my massive goof, and try to repair the damage. " No, I didn't mean anything like that! We both raise snakes! Ball pythons! I got started collecting early, and so mine are bigger than his are."

At this point, neighbor decided she liked the idea of my having male parts better than the idea of my having snakes, and turns around to go back home. I guess I should have let her think I was a she-male.

Gale

I used to be the only female designer at a company I worked at. We were taking about tattoos and I made the comment "I think my next tattoo will be one of my balls." Awkward silence followed by fits of laughter.

I'm loving these posts. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. :) and thank you ladies for sharing in the fun. It seriously goes to show how people who entertain this hobby are all AWESOME! :)