My episode is going to be called, 'The Business End of a Ball Python'

It was never a matter of "if", but always "when"...

I have calls in to the producers of 'When Animals Attack', 'Fatal Attractions', and 'I Shouldn't Be Alive'. With any luck, I'll be on tv in no time! Feel free to offer suggestions for my segment!

http://i1327.photobucket.com/albums/...ps0498f0a6.jpg

Wow, 2 perfect little punctures. Pretty nice

You need to add a *Warning Graphic Image* to the title of your post. I almost swooned from the amount of blood!

And welcome to the club!

I'm pretty sure animal planet could swing a pretty scary story, to go with that obvious vicious attack.

Be sure to mention how your life flashed before your eyes!

Quick the antidote is buying another snake!

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Originally Posted by BoostedMX3

Quick the antidote is buying another snake!

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OOO I have to remember that one next time I am attacked by my viscous ball python :)
you guys think the wife will believe me ? :rofl::rofl:

hmmm you get attacked by a vampire or something?:D

Be prepared for amputation, that's the only way to get venoposion out. Those dangerous poison viper boas are just mean.

"She was just playing. I've raised her since she was a baby, she sees me as another ball python."

(Cut to fake psychologist) : "Brandi's case is pretty text book. She has felt like an outcast since childhood and began turning to these wild creatures for the affection that she felt she wasn't getting from the humans in her life. She convinced herself that she had a real loving bond with this animal, and moreover, that the animal loved HER in return, and this where it gets dangerous. She projected human emotions onto a dangerous wild animal and because of that she became complacent."