After cleaning out the post-shed poop smeared all over the tub divider, she struck!
The injury:
http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/...b/IMAG0217.jpg
The culprit:
http://i1253.photobucket.com/albums/...b/IMAG0212.jpg
I've called EMS, but I really don't think I'm going to pull through.