I just got my LLL shipment with their little temp gun. Tiny little thing! Anyhow...I was reading through the brochure/instructions that came with it and thought you guys might enjoy some of these:
Weight: Next to nothin'
Care: Handle the Temp Gun carefully, do not drop it, especially into a live volcano.
Battery: Do not swallow or eat the battery. If you do, you're a dummy.
Cautions: Do not try to measure the temperature of your best friend's flatulence. That's just gross.
Enjoy!
[edit: Credit for the quotes goes to Pro-Exotics!]