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  • 11-19-2012, 05:51 PM
    FoxReptiles
    You might be a Ball Python if...
    You've ever decorated the inside of your house with your own feces...
    You've ever thrown up in your bed and cuddled up with it rather than moving to the other side...
    You've ever refused to eat your favorite food for a year just because you're stubborn...!
    You waggle your tail to let someone know you're interested...
  • 11-19-2012, 06:17 PM
    1nstinct
    You drink out of a bowl with paw prints all over it when you have no limbs
  • 11-19-2012, 06:29 PM
    MisterKyte
    You didn't eat for half a year and gained thirty pounds.
  • 11-19-2012, 06:39 PM
    BillinIndiana
    When touched you curl up and hide your head under your own body thinking No one can see you
  • 11-19-2012, 07:27 PM
    PorcelainxDoll
    When your favotite place after a big meal is a nice warm bed.

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  • 11-19-2012, 07:30 PM
    1nstinct
    Re: You might be a Ball Python if...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by PorcelainxDoll View Post
    When your favotite place after a big meal is a nice warm bed.

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    i do that and im a human, aka cant wait for thanksgiving!!!
  • 11-19-2012, 08:43 PM
    PorcelainxDoll
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 1nstinct View Post
    i do that and im a human, aka cant wait for thanksgiving!!!

    I guess I should change bed to dark cave lol

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  • 11-19-2012, 09:48 PM
    arialmt
    Being normal reduces your value.
  • 11-19-2012, 09:55 PM
    Flikky
    Re: You might be a Ball Python if...
    Being albino is a good thing; you're bred for it ;)
  • 11-19-2012, 09:55 PM
    BHReptiles
    Re: You might be a Ball Python if...
    ...you feel more comfortable living in a box than in a huge house with tons of room...
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